*Master Chief* "Tee hee hee.....snicker....snort."

*Cortana* "Grr! For the millionth time! I'm not naked! It's just encoded Data so quit staring!"

Master Chief! I am your Father!

Alway's smoking that dumb pipe huh?

I bet you believe the Surgeon General's warning now don't ya!

Baby Cortana

What Guilty Spark and Cortana were doing while the MC was fighting Flood!

*Sorry Sarge, Profanity is not allowed on here.*

"I don't care if it's God's own personal Anti-...'Ahem'...Son-of-a-Female dog machine or a giant..."